Awkward Adventurer Gifts

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

Gerald's first date remains on track.

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"So have you or have you not kissed a girl?"

"I can't believe Smiley kissing me! Wait! What do I do with my hands?"

"So...how'd you like your first kiss?"

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"They say I'm practical in bed."

'My office!!'

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Stop talking to people at bus stops."

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Ice rink"

Get crazy once in a while

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Imagine

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"Forgotten anything?"

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

Agoraphobic Explorer

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it