Absurdist Explorer Gifts

No crawling sign in the desert.

Three Pointless Things To Do This Week: Dig a Tunnel/Say Hello To Your Breakfast/Take a Tube to Clapham Common.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Crab with a clown face.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

A private jet takes off

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Imagine

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"You have arrived at your destination."

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."

"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."

"We're here!"

"Somewhere there's probably a very funny caption for all this!"

Shrinking beggar.

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

"I want to see other hallucinations."

'Ok...I was wrong. Things can get worse.'

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

Sigmund Freud