Absurdity Explorer Gifts

"I want to see other hallucinations."

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

LOST & FOUND, 'Where did you last see this pink elephant?'

'His last meal request is for the endless salad'

"Somewhere there's probably a very funny caption for all this!"

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Tourists and their Pets.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Glance Exchange

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Crab with a clown face.

Barcode Dreams

Extreme Sisyphus

Optimist

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Good news. It's a small pig."

Zoo: No Hunting.

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Imagine

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"Valet park only"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."