Absurdity Explorer Gifts

"I want to see other hallucinations."

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

LOST & FOUND, 'Where did you last see this pink elephant?'

'His last meal request is for the endless salad'

"Somewhere there's probably a very funny caption for all this!"

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Tourists and their Pets.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Barcode Dreams

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Crab with a clown face.

Glance Exchange

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Bigfoot"

Extreme Sisyphus

Optimist

"Good news. It's a small pig."

Zoo: No Hunting.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Valet park only"

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."