Mundane Explorer Gifts

"You have arrived at your destination."

X-ray Psychology.

Crab with a clown face.

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

Brain Sunrise

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

No crawling sign in the desert.

'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

'6… 5… and down we go, deeper and deeper. Your body's getting heavier and heavier, relaxing even more now, with every breath that you take. 4…'

"Somewhere there's probably a very funny caption for all this!"

You are here...

"I want to see other hallucinations."

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

Life bingo

'Hate, charity, faith, patience...to thine own self be true...' 'Leave this man alone you're driving him mad.'

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"

"I prefer to stand."

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

Sigmund Freud

Three Pointless Things To Do This Week: Dig a Tunnel/Say Hello To Your Breakfast/Take a Tube to Clapham Common.

Contrarian Therapy

Man Running Through Question Mark

Missing socks squad.

"My life just doesn't seem real...It's like I'm just a character in a cartoon."