Mundanity Explorer Gifts

Life bingo

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

Crab with a clown face.

X-ray Psychology.

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

"You have got to want to change."

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

'Jensen for crying out loud, go in there and tell Bagby that opening up a parallel universe vortex on company time will not, and stress the will not, be tolerated.'

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

Wadder

Brain Sunrise

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Looking inside the internal maze,

"Past-present-future...Faith-hope-charity...Huey-Dewy-Louie."

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

Mummies for Dummies

Today's Topic: "Intelligent Design." Do you believe in "intelligent design"? I did until I met you.

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

No crawling sign in the desert.

"Maybe it was really about the journey this whole time."

Pink Floyd