Mundanity Master Gifts

Wadder

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

I will study my speling words...

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

Fight or Flight

"Try thinking about something else."

"Bed Spread"

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Meditation

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Showoff"

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"Viola player coming through!"

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"Dogs are men."

'Your Grounded!'

Tree Pose To Support

Man and brain

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"What can I say? I was an English major."