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Wadder

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

I will study my speling words...

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

Fight or Flight

"Try thinking about something else."

"Bed Spread"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Meditation

"Showoff"

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Viola player coming through!"

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Man and brain

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"Dogs are men."

'Your Grounded!'

"What can I say? I was an English major."

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.