Modesty Master T-Shirts

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Surfing the daily stress

Fight or Flight

"Try thinking about something else."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Meditation

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"Showoff"

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Tree Pose To Support

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'Grief counselling'

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."