Modesty Master Gifts

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Surfing the daily stress

Fight or Flight

"Try thinking about something else."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Meditation

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"Showoff"

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'Grief counselling'

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

Yoga.

"That's the Ommbudsman."