Modesty Advocate Gifts

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Please excuse Steve...he hates pretentiousness!"

'Call me anti-social if you want. The pants stay on.'

"More like 95% off!"

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

"You have to learn to relax, even though I'm creeping you out."

'Sure I do bad things, but I do them in moderation.'

"Why don't you pull over and let us get past, you arrogant self-righteous bastard!"

"Can we not argue in public? Buzz me up and let's discuss this calmly."

'Don't ask for anything.'

Back in the old days, when mob rule etiquette counted for something.

"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"

"Oh, come on. Live a little. It's liberating."

"Finally a bit of privacy."

'Have you got anything a little less invasive?'

"A lot of people say that absence is my best feature."

True Modesty.

"Are you decent?"

Ladies using thier cage crinolines as bathing machines

'Coming through!'