Moderation Advocate Gifts

'Sure I do bad things, but I do them in moderation.'

Hate Platforms

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Now that's a win."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"Fact amnesty"

Social media and censorship...

Diner is served

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

Meet the People of the Internet

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

Ideological positions in social networks

"Meta have stopped fact checking." "No they haven't."

John is a moderating influence so we like to filter our proposals through his head

"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"

'We should settle out of court more often.'

"If you want to be an effective TV-debater, not pulverising your opponent would be a big step forward!"

"Hi, I'm your moderator and it's my job today to keep your meeting interesting!"

"More like 95% off!"

"Brian did have some things to say but they have since been removed by the moderators."

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"

'I drank this stuff called 'extreme energy' and I stayed awake for two hours. Two hours, Clarence!'

"That would be in Aisle Six, the worried-well section."

'I think you're losing me.'

"Panelist, or moderator, that is the question...."