Alcohol Moderation Advocate Gifts

'No alcohol for me thanks: I have a sheer cliff face to climb to get home...'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

Drinking Conversion Chart

'Sure I do bad things, but I do them in moderation.'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

Hemp Bombs

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

Opium Den 2019

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Alex Higgins

"...No more black coffee!"

Amy Winehouse

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

Brer Hobo: 'Please Officers, don't throw me in the liquor store!'

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.

Drink Driving

"No wine or song! That doesn't leave much does it?"

"What do you mean I drink too much!"

Small child advocating teetotalism to his grandfather

Living in a wine bottle.