Alcohol Moderation Advocate T-Shirts

'No alcohol for me thanks: I have a sheer cliff face to climb to get home...'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

Drinking Conversion Chart

'Sure I do bad things, but I do them in moderation.'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Opium Den 2019

Alex Higgins

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

"...No more black coffee!"

Brer Hobo: 'Please Officers, don't throw me in the liquor store!'

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.

Drink Driving

"No wine or song! That doesn't leave much does it?"

"What do you mean I drink too much!"

Small child advocating teetotalism to his grandfather

'We've closed this section down. In all the time no-one has ever tested positive.'

'I like your 'glass-half-full' philosophy but not when it's a pint pot using a single malt whisky!'