Alcohol Awareness Advocates T-Shirts

'Drink is your enemy.'

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

Drinking Conversion Chart

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Opium Den 2019

Go-Fund-Me for Start-Up into Alcohol Research

Alex Higgins

"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."

'Doc, I've got the shakes. What can I do?' - 'Hold onto this and we'll have a couple of cocktails while I think about it.'

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

"But do you feel invisible?"

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

"...No more black coffee!"

"So she left you. Maybe it wasn't your fault. Sometimes circumstances are beyond your lack of self-control."

'Just Quit Smoking.'

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.