Addiction Awareness Advocates T-Shirts

Smoker with burning oxygen tank like a cigarette.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

Drinking Conversion Chart

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Doping

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

Alex Higgins

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."

"But do you feel invisible?"

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

Well, someone's gotta tell him he's adopted.

Why pirates don't get picked in basketball teams.

"...No more black coffee!"

'Just Quit Smoking.'

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.