Addiction Awareness Advocates T-Shirts

Smoker with burning oxygen tank like a cigarette.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

Doping

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Drinking Conversion Chart

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

Alex Higgins

Why pirates don't get picked in basketball teams.

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

Amy Winehouse

"...No more black coffee!"

Well, someone's gotta tell him he's adopted.

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."

"But do you feel invisible?"

'Just Quit Smoking.'

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'