Substance Awareness Advocate T-Shirts

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

Doping

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

Drinking Conversion Chart

"Medical Wine."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Opium Den 2019

Alex Higgins

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

"...No more black coffee!"

'You should have seen the one that got away, it must have been a size thirteen at least!'

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

"But do you feel invisible?"

'Just Quit Smoking.'

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.

"What do you mean I drink too much!"

Unhappy people standing outside pub with fighting going on inside 'Oh no! It's Happy Hour'

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."