Substance Awareness Advocate Pillows

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part Five

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

Doping

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

Drinking Conversion Chart

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

"Medical Wine."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

Alex Higgins

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Opium Den 2019

'You should have seen the one that got away, it must have been a size thirteen at least!'

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

Amy Winehouse

"But do you feel invisible?"

"...No more black coffee!"

'Just Quit Smoking.'

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

"What do you mean I drink too much!"