Addiction Awareness Advocate Pillows

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

Lady to lady regarding man sucking thumb: 'He gave up smoking.'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

'I think you're in the wrong room...'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Receptionist at counter of Alcoholics Anonymous Club has a 'Gin' tray and 'Gout' tray.

"...No more black coffee!"

Amy Winehouse

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Living in a wine bottle.

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'How many kids do you actually have?'

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Last week, stingy caf

Drinking Conversion Chart

Doping

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

Packey Bar.

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

Alex Higgins

Sign's there for a reason, pal!