Addiction Awareness Advocate Mugs

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

Lady to lady regarding man sucking thumb: 'He gave up smoking.'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

'I think you're in the wrong room...'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Receptionist at counter of Alcoholics Anonymous Club has a 'Gin' tray and 'Gout' tray.

"...No more black coffee!"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Living in a wine bottle.

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'How many kids do you actually have?'

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Drinking Conversion Chart

Doping

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

Packey Bar.

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

Alex Higgins

Sign's there for a reason, pal!

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

"I'm a little concerned about your smoking."

"NO SMOKING PILL"

"But do you feel invisible?"

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."