Drug Awareness Advocate Pillows

I'll have to get Dr. Kendrick to reduce his dosage of Prozac.

"Say NO to drugs."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Bubbling

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

Drinking Conversion Chart

Doping

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

Opium Den 2019

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

Alex Higgins

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

"...No more black coffee!"

Drug-Free Zone ... Except For Junk Food.

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."