Drug Awareness Advocate Gifts

I'll have to get Dr. Kendrick to reduce his dosage of Prozac.

"Say NO to drugs."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

Bubbling

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Drinking Conversion Chart

Doping

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Alex Higgins

Opium Den 2019

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

"ADHD medication has really changed my life. Before it, I couldn't be in a still life."