Drug Awareness Gifts

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

Opium Den 2019

This is your brain on drugs.

School inspector passing class doors marked A B and C drugs.

Drug signpost

Hypodermic holding up drugs testing notice.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Earth and the Coronavirus

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

AIDS prevention

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

'You have the constitution of a comic-strip character with twice your newspaper circulation, Mr. Fusco.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"