Substance Abuse Awareness Gifts

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Doping

'Fair play, Bill always knows when he's had enough.'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Drinking Conversion Chart

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

"Medical Wine."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

'Very impressive, gentlemen.'

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Alex Higgins

"To Sarah and her anxiety! Together forever!"

Go-Fund-Me for Start-Up into Alcohol Research

Opium Den 2019

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

Amy Winehouse

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

"...No more black coffee!"

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

"How about knocking off the air quotes when you tell me how many drinks you have per day."

"So she left you. Maybe it wasn't your fault. Sometimes circumstances are beyond your lack of self-control."

'Just Quit Smoking.'

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

Portrait of 'Our founder' at Alcoholics Anonymous is a drunk.

Drink Driving

Don't you puff your vape at me