Substance Abuse Awareness Pillows

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Doping

Drinking Conversion Chart

"Medical Wine."

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

"To Sarah and her anxiety! Together forever!"

'Very impressive, gentlemen.'

Alex Higgins

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Opium Den 2019

Go-Fund-Me for Start-Up into Alcohol Research

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

"...No more black coffee!"

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

"How about knocking off the air quotes when you tell me how many drinks you have per day."

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

"So she left you. Maybe it wasn't your fault. Sometimes circumstances are beyond your lack of self-control."

'Just Quit Smoking.'

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

Don't you puff your vape at me

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.

Drink Driving

Portrait of 'Our founder' at Alcoholics Anonymous is a drunk.