Addiction Awareness Supporter Gifts

'Just Quit Smoking.'

Alcoholics Anonymous

"This is Howard, we met at whelkaholics."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

The smoking Gun

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Doping

Drinking Conversion Chart

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

Alex Higgins

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

'We got all the nicotine out, but now it's loaded with caffeine.'

"It's a disaster Sir: most new recruits suffer from some kind of ADHD or phone addiction and can't follow a trail for more than 30 seconds..."

Action Plan to quit smoking

"...No more black coffee!"

'How did you quit smoking?'

"I gotta quit that."

One-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.