Addiction Awareness Supporter Gifts

'Just Quit Smoking.'

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

Alcoholics Anonymous

"This is Howard, we met at whelkaholics."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

The smoking Gun

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

Doping

Drinking Conversion Chart

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

Alex Higgins

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

'We got all the nicotine out, but now it's loaded with caffeine.'

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

"It's a disaster Sir: most new recruits suffer from some kind of ADHD or phone addiction and can't follow a trail for more than 30 seconds..."

Action Plan to quit smoking

"...No more black coffee!"

Amy Winehouse

'How did you quit smoking?'

"I gotta quit that."