Addiction Support Gifts

Denials' anonymous

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Couple

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

Opioid Epidemic

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

'I hope you can reform his addiction to computers!'

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.