Advocate For Addiction Awareness Gifts

Opioid Storm

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

Doping

Last week, stingy caf

Olympic Doping

Drinking Conversion Chart

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

Alex Higgins

Packey Bar.

Sign's there for a reason, pal!

"I'm a little concerned about your smoking."

Amy Winehouse

"...No more black coffee!"

"NO SMOKING PILL"

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

'Just Quit Smoking.'

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.

Don't you puff your vape at me