Advocate For Addiction Awareness Gifts

Opioid Storm

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Drinking Conversion Chart

Olympic Doping

Doping

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Alex Higgins

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Packey Bar.

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

Sign's there for a reason, pal!

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

"...No more black coffee!"

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

"NO SMOKING PILL"

"I'm a little concerned about your smoking."

'Just Quit Smoking.'

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.

Don't you puff your vape at me

"No wine or song! That doesn't leave much does it?"