Drug Prevention Advocate Gifts

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Drinking Conversion Chart

Olympic Doping

Doping

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

Opium Den 2019

Alex Higgins

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Amy Winehouse

"...No more black coffee!"

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.

Living in a wine bottle.

'We've closed this section down. In all the time no-one has ever tested positive.'

"Say NO to drugs."

'I'll trade my gangrenous foot for your diseased lung and throat tumour.'

Small child advocating teetotalism to his grandfather

"What do you mean I drink too much!"

Uncontrolled substances

Unhappy people standing outside pub with fighting going on inside 'Oh no! It's Happy Hour'

Alert with Ibuprofen

I'll have to get Dr. Kendrick to reduce his dosage of Prozac.

Lady to lady regarding man sucking thumb: 'He gave up smoking.'

'... And so the tortoise beat the hare, but was later disqualified due to steriods abuse.'

Cirrhosis of the Quiver.