Cirrhosis of the Quiver.
Alcohol Awareness Advocate Gifts
Looking for a meaningful gift for an alcohol awareness advocate? Discover our collection of creatively designed products that combine humor and advocacy. These items celebrate their dedication to raising awareness and promoting responsible choices, making a memorable present that supports their cause. Perfect for those passionate about health, education, and community, our unique gifts inspire conversations and change.
"Tell me about your problem drinking."
Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.
Drinking Conversion Chart
"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"
Unhappy people standing outside pub with fighting going on inside 'Oh no! It's Happy Hour'
Alex Higgins
'Some people should fish more and drink less.'
Bobsleigh Sobriety Test
"What do you mean I drink too much!"
'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'
Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.
'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'
Man Eating Minimalist Meal
"This isn't helping my migraine."
Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.
Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.
'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'
This week is obscure charity awareness week.
Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'
"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."
Bubbling
'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'
'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'
"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."
"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."
"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"
Sewer Rats
National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$
The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff
'Fair play, Bill always knows when he's had enough.'
"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."
'OK, who wants to be a hero?'
'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'
"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"
Alcohol Awareness Advocate Gifts Collection
Alcohol Awareness Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that support alcohol awareness. Perfect for advocates and supporters to start conversations over coffee and remind everyone of the importance of responsible drinking.
Alcohol Awareness Advocate Pillows
Comfort and cause come together with our pillows supporting alcohol awareness. They’re a cozy way to keep a meaningful message close at home.
Alcohol Awareness Advocate Prints
Add impactful art prints to your space that highlight alcohol awareness. They serve as inspiring reminders of the importance of education and mindfulness.
Alcohol Awareness Advocate T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that promote alcohol awareness. These stylish, witty designs help spread your message and show your support for responsible choices in everyday life.