Alcohol Awareness Advocates Gifts

'Drink is your enemy.'

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

'Fair play, Bill always knows when he's had enough.'

Drinking Conversion Chart

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Opium Den 2019

Go-Fund-Me for Start-Up into Alcohol Research

Alex Higgins

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

Amy Winehouse

"But do you feel invisible?"

"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

'Doc, I've got the shakes. What can I do?' - 'Hold onto this and we'll have a couple of cocktails while I think about it.'

"...No more black coffee!"

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

"So she left you. Maybe it wasn't your fault. Sometimes circumstances are beyond your lack of self-control."

'Just Quit Smoking.'

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'