Alcohol Awareness Gifts

"So she left you. Maybe it wasn't your fault. Sometimes circumstances are beyond your lack of self-control."

The Drunkard's Children - Daughter, Alone in the World, Commits Suicide

'Aw, give me one for the road...who's it going to hurt?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Drink Driving

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.

'No, he can't come to the phone, he's with his support group.'

"-And now, gentleman, raise your glasses...."

Alex Higgins

"What do you mean I drink too much!"

Go-Fund-Me for Start-Up into Alcohol Research

"How about that? Looks like we've got our own union now."

'Some people should fish more and drink less.'

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

'Drink is your enemy.'

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

'Fair play, Bill always knows when he's had enough.'

Drink is a curse.

Unhappy people standing outside pub with fighting going on inside 'Oh no! It's Happy Hour'

"One voice in my head says I drink too much...the other one says, 'Don't listen to him, he's a drunk!'"

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Wine Talking