Alcoholism Awareness Gifts

'And the property is in the catchment area for good local Alcoholics Anonymous groups.'

Portrait of 'Our founder' at Alcoholics Anonymous is a drunk.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Wine Talking

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

The Angel's Share

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

Fallen Angel.

Sewer Rats

Champagne Tasting.

"Drinking? Who's drinking? I'm antioxidizing."

'Then I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

'Fair play, Bill always knows when he's had enough.'