Substance Awareness Gifts

"Medical Wine."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

Theater on meds

Mother nature mourns the state of the world.

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Doping

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Alex Higgins

Go-Fund-Me for Start-Up into Alcohol Research

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Opium Den 2019

"The printer ran out of ink so that's only a partial list of the side effects."

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

"...No more black coffee!"

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

"How about knocking off the air quotes when you tell me how many drinks you have per day."

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

"So she left you. Maybe it wasn't your fault. Sometimes circumstances are beyond your lack of self-control."

'Just Quit Smoking.'

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).

Drink Driving