Substance Awareness Prints

"Medical Wine."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

Theater on meds

Mother nature mourns the state of the world.

Doping

'Fair play, Bill always knows when he's had enough.'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

"The printer ran out of ink so that's only a partial list of the side effects."

Go-Fund-Me for Start-Up into Alcohol Research

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Alex Higgins

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

Opium Den 2019

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

"How about knocking off the air quotes when you tell me how many drinks you have per day."

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

Amy Winehouse

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

"...No more black coffee!"

"So she left you. Maybe it wasn't your fault. Sometimes circumstances are beyond your lack of self-control."

'Just Quit Smoking.'

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).