Doping Awareness Gifts

"Are we testing for the dope using the dope or the dope the dope is using?"

A young Don King

You Are Here

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

No Immediate Danger

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Aliens and Environmentalists

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...