Doping Awareness Gifts

"Are we testing for the dope using the dope or the dope the dope is using?"

A young Don King

You Are Here

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

No Immediate Danger

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"That's an everblue."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Aliens and Environmentalists

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Wall Street...

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"