Medication Awareness Gifts

'I'm not allowed to operate heavy equipment while taking this medication. What do you think the stove weighs?'

Theater on meds

Still no compensation for Thalidomide victims - we're up in arms about it.

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

National Everything Awareness Day

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

No Immediate Danger

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Can't even hold signs well.

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

"This isn't helping my migraine."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Earth and the Coronavirus

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

AIDS prevention

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

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