Medication Reminder Advocate Gifts

"Did you forget to take your medication dear?"

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

God's Sticky Notes

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Meds Toast

Maintenance & Repairs. No wonder health care is so expensive, they told me to take to tablets every four hours.

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

Theater on meds

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'First Rogaine, now Viagra'

'North Korea and Iran want nukes... Palestinians elect Hamas... and now a commercial from a leading anti-anxiety medication....'

"Sure, elephants never forget, but sometimes we can use a little help."

"Can we cut down his tranquilisers please?"

Standup Pharmacist

"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!"

"Just call me...Mr. Saturday Night!"

'It's Mrs Yomp - she can't remember if she should take the aspirin first and call you in the morning, or call you first, then take the aspirin...'

"The printer ran out of ink so that's only a partial list of the side effects."

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

Must... Remember...

R Prescriptions

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"

"ADHD medication has really changed my life. Before it, I couldn't be in a still life."

"Now that you've taken all the drugs that start with 'A' I'd like to start you on the 'Bs'."

Alert with Ibuprofen

"Yes, but what happens if the ‘sniffling, sneezing coughing, aching, stuffy-head, fever, so-you-can-rest medicine’ makes me hallucinate?"

"Say NO to drugs."

"Of course they're not habit forming, and I should know - I've been taking them for twenty years,"

'These leg pills...was it 3 a day or 30 a day?'

Note from Self: Stick To It

'THis probably won't work, but we do have medications that will take care of the side effects.'

Father's Day - Tie featuring list of Jobs to do.