Medication Reminder Advocate Gifts

"Did you forget to take your medication dear?"

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

God's Sticky Notes

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Meds Toast

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

Theater on meds

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

'North Korea and Iran want nukes... Palestinians elect Hamas... and now a commercial from a leading anti-anxiety medication....'

"Sure, elephants never forget, but sometimes we can use a little help."

"Can we cut down his tranquilisers please?"

"Just call me...Mr. Saturday Night!"

"The printer ran out of ink so that's only a partial list of the side effects."

"Now, now sir, you know I can't give you the injection in your 'prosthetic' arm!"

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

Standup Pharmacist

Must... Remember...

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"

"ADHD medication has really changed my life. Before it, I couldn't be in a still life."

R Prescriptions

"Now that you've taken all the drugs that start with 'A' I'd like to start you on the 'Bs'."

"Yes, but what happens if the ‘sniffling, sneezing coughing, aching, stuffy-head, fever, so-you-can-rest medicine’ makes me hallucinate?"

"Say NO to drugs."

"Of course they're not habit forming, and I should know - I've been taking them for twenty years,"

Alert with Ibuprofen

Note from Self: Stick To It

'These leg pills...was it 3 a day or 30 a day?'

'THis probably won't work, but we do have medications that will take care of the side effects.'

I'll have to get Dr. Kendrick to reduce his dosage of Prozac.