Medical Treatment Awareness Gifts

'We're guaranteed a standing ovation!'

National Everything Awareness Day

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Distance to avoid contagion

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Can't even hold signs well.

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Healthcare declaration

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Earth and the Coronavirus

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

AIDS prevention