Medical Treatment Awareness Gifts

'We're guaranteed a standing ovation!'

National Everything Awareness Day

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Coronavirus Global Alert

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

Can't even hold signs well.

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Healthcare declaration

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Earth and the Coronavirus

AIDS prevention

Start of school year in Cuba 1

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.