Health Topic Awareness Gifts

'It's a suicide note, apparently he was riddled with cholesterol.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Healthcare declaration

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Earth and the Coronavirus

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

AIDS prevention

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Zika global alert

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"Polly wants a flu shot."

'I tried it at home...'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'