Health Awareness Event Gifts

"The NHS will honour it's pledge to care for everybody from cradle to grave(ly ill)"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Healthcare declaration

Earth and the Coronavirus

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

AIDS prevention

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Zika global alert

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"Polly wants a flu shot."

'I tried it at home...'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

'Must you always point out my floss?'