Health Awareness Buffs Gifts

"Polly wants a flu shot."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"This isn't helping my migraine."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Earth and the Coronavirus

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

AIDS prevention

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

'You have the constitution of a comic-strip character with twice your newspaper circulation, Mr. Fusco.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

'He's been practising responsible drinking all day.'

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