Health Awareness Promoter Gifts

Nurse takes man's blood pressure, man floats like a baloon.

'Oh look! She's saying her first words.'

'Its the actress Fransesca Cauotini she has taken precautions since she discovered she had family brain tumour gene.'

Grim Reaper Fishing for Smokers

The New Normal - Formerly the Plus Size Clothing Store.

Get your shot!

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

AIDS

"Your ear trouble is classed by loud noises in the air, your nose tube is caused by strange smells in the air, and your throat trouble is caused by weird particles in the air."

Coronavirus

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Vaccines vs Variants

"You won’t need refills."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Polly wants a flu shot."

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

Bubbling

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

'Guy, is that you?'

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

Vaccination Joy

U.S. Bread Basket.

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

AIDS prevention

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

"I'm a weight-loss motivator. I tell people that if they don't eat right and exercise, they will look like me."

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'