Health Education Promoter Gifts

"You won’t need refills."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Distance to avoid contagion

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"This isn't helping my migraine."

WHO checklist

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Vaccines vs Variants

Too Skinny, Too Fat

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

Bubbling

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

"Out of the way amateur!"

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

Health 101.

The tuck stops here - childhood obesity.

'Do you have to explain nutrition with a pie chart?'

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

'And now, this warning from the Surgeon-General... THINK FAST!'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."