Health Education Promoter Gifts

"You won’t need refills."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Distance to avoid contagion

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

WHO checklist

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Vaccines vs Variants

Too Skinny, Too Fat

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Bubbling

Pharmco Marketing Dept. We have an improved measles vaccine. How should we promote it? TV spots!

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

"Out of the way amateur!"

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

Health 101.

The tuck stops here - childhood obesity.

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'Do you have to explain nutrition with a pie chart?'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'And now, this warning from the Surgeon-General... THINK FAST!'