Health Awareness Advocate Gifts

'Unbelievable. Smoking a cigarette while shoveling snow. Did he leave a note?'

Statue of liberty cautious of catching any illness.

Should have used a higher SPF...

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

'By the time we grow up we'll have complete equality with men...Ulcers, high blood pressure,heart attacks...'

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

"Blood brothers? You mean mix our blood together? Haven't you heard of hepatitis? AIDS? Ebola?"

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

Swimmer's ear: The silent plight of nature's most misunderstood beast.

Obese Children Crossing.

"The futures so bright we've probably got skin cancer."

"'Grandad, why do you smoke?' Grandad coughs, and answers, 'I find it relaxing.'"

"Statistically, people are more likely to die from heart disease than by getting hit with one of those."

Home test

Bubbling

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Bring the Astrazeneca!"

Covid-19 Vaccination Sign-up

"Before you look at your results do you have any next of kin?"

Next, I remember looking down at myself and thinking, Man, I don't look so hot. Maybe I should see a doctor.

US biker rally could be major "super spreader"

The Blood Pressure of a Sales Manager

"My husband is severely allergic to mushrooms."

"I'm just not convinced that smoking is all that bad for you."

Doctor checking the health of food.

"Genes can influence obesity but I think having four cheeseburgers for breakfast is the more likely culprit."

Smoking to death

Georgia opens restaurants. . .

"I'm happy you have diabetes, Papi."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

A man sits on coffin-shaped chairs in the smoking area.

Cancer - Now More Spreadable