Health Awareness Supporter Gifts

"Someday we'll look back at this as the golden age of childhood obesity."

Junk food.

Smokes Like A Chimney

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Earth and the Coronavirus

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Preventive medicine.

Start of school year in Cuba 1

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

AIDS prevention

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

'I tried it at home...'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'You have the constitution of a comic-strip character with twice your newspaper circulation, Mr. Fusco.'

Vaccine passport required