Health Supporter Gifts

Overweight dumb-bells at a Weight Loss Centre having their weights removed

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

Effective Cuban vaccines

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

Preventive medicine.

GP to cat - 'In view of the new polyclinic up the road, yes we are opening our books to new patients.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

'Sure we're underfunded, but we manage!'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

'Pick up your bed and walk woman, for the NHS is not long for this world.'

World Health Organization

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

"Thank you."

'Get this, Dr. Melroy just asked my opinion.'

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

"Tell me about your programmer."

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

Cuba increases mass vaccination

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Coronavirus and Atlas

Patient jumps out of window.

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"I've been experiencing a lot of deja flew, lately."