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NHS 75 years

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

Effective Cuban vaccines

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

Preventive medicine.

Vaccines vs Variants

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

GP to cat - 'In view of the new polyclinic up the road, yes we are opening our books to new patients.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

'Sure we're underfunded, but we manage!'

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

Tree of Life

'Pick up your bed and walk woman, for the NHS is not long for this world.'

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

'Get this, Dr. Melroy just asked my opinion.'

Pharmco Marketing Dept. We have an improved measles vaccine. How should we promote it? TV spots!

"Thank you."

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Some people have their own methods of dealing with a shortage of nurses

Coronavirus and Atlas

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

A Message from the Sponsors: Enjoy a delicious burger & soft drink before the next race.

Many women report sleep disturbances associated with the post-menopausal period.

'Try not to think about your car-parking charges.'

"We'd like you to be at breaking point seven days a week."

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

GP leaders slam premises fee hikes as figures show practices owe £202 million.

'Well it's nice to see that waiting times have gone down.'

'Your GP recommended Lovaza...but I thought we'd try a dose of meaningless platitudes followed by a course of unfulfilled promises.'