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NHS 75 years

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

Effective Cuban vaccines

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

Preventive medicine.

GP to cat - 'In view of the new polyclinic up the road, yes we are opening our books to new patients.'

Vaccines vs Variants

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

'Sure we're underfunded, but we manage!'

'Pick up your bed and walk woman, for the NHS is not long for this world.'

Tree of Life

'Get this, Dr. Melroy just asked my opinion.'

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

"Thank you."

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

Coronavirus and Atlas

Some people have their own methods of dealing with a shortage of nurses

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

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Many women report sleep disturbances associated with the post-menopausal period.

'Try not to think about your car-parking charges.'

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

"We'd like you to be at breaking point seven days a week."

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

GP leaders slam premises fee hikes as figures show practices owe £202 million.

"Is it urgent?"

"As a politician you probably understand that the pressures of my workload do not allow me to...do this slowly."