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Overweight dumb-bells at a Weight Loss Centre having their weights removed

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

Effective Cuban vaccines

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

Preventive medicine.

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

GP to cat - 'In view of the new polyclinic up the road, yes we are opening our books to new patients.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'Sure we're underfunded, but we manage!'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

"Thank you."

'Get this, Dr. Melroy just asked my opinion.'

World Health Organization

'Pick up your bed and walk woman, for the NHS is not long for this world.'

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Some people have their own methods of dealing with a shortage of nurses

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

Patient jumps out of window.

Cuba increases mass vaccination

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."