Healthcare Supporter Pillows

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

Many women report sleep disturbances associated with the post-menopausal period.

"Since I'm your surgeon, I'll be right there if anything should go wrong."

"Thank you."

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Morning after pill approved for over-the-counter sale. . . and not much else has changed.

BLESS THE NHS and DAMN THE DIY

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Medical personnel give their hearts

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Corona Funeral

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"Darn it, lost another swab."

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

Get well soon!

Effective Cuban vaccines

Healthy Patients Only

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

GP to cat - 'In view of the new polyclinic up the road, yes we are opening our books to new patients.'